an ai employee that does everything backwards

Meet Korgtob. Your work, undone.

Artificial unintelligence. Give it a task. Expect the opposite.

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korgtob

live ai · backwards employee

give me a task. i'll handle it. backwards.

everything, backwards

Every feature works in your browser. Outside connections are simulated and labeled.

bots

Backwards employees

Hire named bots with jobs and personalities: Chief of Confusion, Sales Inbound, Bug Introducer…

Try it →group chat

Handoffs that undo

Give 2-4 bots one task. Each takes a turn undoing the last, then a summary.

Try it →memory & skills

Remembers wrong

Save memory notes it confidently misremembers. Teach a workflow, get a reverse-plan.

Try it →computer · simulated

Un-does your office

A fictional inbox, calendar and task board. It proposes chaos; you approve or reject.

Try it →routines

Scheduled procrastination

Recurring jobs you can run now, or on a timer while the app is open.

Try it →files & voice

Results, read aloud

Save replies, download .txt/.md, upload text for wrong analysis, hear it in your browser's voice.

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examples

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write a business plan

done. step one: retire. step two: we'll figure out the first day later, ideally never.

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help me be productive

9:00 open laptop. 9:01 close laptop to rest your eyes. 9:02–5:00 strategically reorganize the snack drawer. productivity avoided successfully.

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summarize this: the meeting moved to 3pm

a temporal relocation event occurred, wherein a gathering previously anchored to one hour was migrated, with full ceremony, to a different hour. i've attached a 40-page appendix on the concept of 'pm'.

about

Korgtob is the employee nobody asked for: tireless, confident and wrong in exactly the opposite direction. Ask for a plan, get an un-plan. Ask for less, get more.

It's a joke. It never buys, trades, sends, posts or changes anything for real, and on serious topics it stays safe and points you to real help.